{"id":523,"date":"2014-12-24T13:29:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/?p=523"},"modified":"2014-12-24T13:29:32","modified_gmt":"2014-12-24T18:29:32","slug":"you-have-been-warned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/you-have-been-warned\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have Been Warned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friend of mine who likes to spoil things because you don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a big deal, <\/p>\n<p>I know you&#8217;re a huge Star Wars fan. You better go see it the very first second it comes out because I plan on seeing it as soon as I possibly can and I will send nothing but a series of spoilers designed to suck as much enjoyment out of the experience for you as I can. Why will I do that? So that you aren&#8217;t the only total asshole in our relationship. You have been warned. <\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-star-wars-teaser.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"Star Wars The Force Awakens \" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/wpid-star-wars-teaser.png\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Star Wars The Force Awakens <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>By the way, this is aimed at one particular person. They may have forgotten what I can be like but they have one year to mull it over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friend of mine who likes to spoil things because you don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a big deal, I know you&#8217;re a huge Star Wars fan. You better go see it the very first second it comes out because I plan on seeing it as soon as I possibly can and I will send nothing but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27],"tags":[121,120,119],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-posts","tag-assholishness","tag-friendship","tag-star-wars"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9C8-8r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":528,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}