{"id":5,"date":"2007-10-01T14:07:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T14:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kafraco.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/01\/holy-zit\/"},"modified":"2009-03-24T22:28:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-25T02:28:48","slug":"holy-zit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/holy-zit\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy Zit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just ran my fingers through my beard and discovered that I have a zit on my left cheek.  Luckily it&rsquo;s not too noticeable and even if it was, I don&rsquo;t let too many people get that close to me anyway.  I have started taking new medicine, so I&rsquo;m guessing that one of the side effects must be unsightly facial blemishes.  If it doesn&rsquo;t disappear once my body gets used to its new chemistry, then I will start to worry.  Now, I just think that it is funny that I get a zit AFTER I turn 40, when I haven&rsquo;t one in at least ten years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just ran my fingers through my beard and discovered that I have a zit on my left cheek. Luckily it&rsquo;s not too noticeable and even if it was, I don&rsquo;t let too many people get that close to me anyway. I have started taking new medicine, so I&rsquo;m guessing that one of the side [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27],"tags":[12],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-posts","tag-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9C8-5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":149,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}