{"id":256,"date":"2009-10-20T00:10:13","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T04:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/an-actual-conversation\/"},"modified":"2009-10-20T00:10:13","modified_gmt":"2009-10-20T04:10:13","slug":"an-actual-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/an-actual-conversation\/","title":{"rendered":"An Actual Conversation"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin: 1em; width: 310px; display: block; float: right\" class=\"zemanta-img\" jquery1256011448880=\"735\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Image:JohnLennon-albums-doublefantasy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; display: block; border-top: medium none; border-right: medium none\" alt=\"Double Fantasy album cover\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/c\/cb\/JohnLennon-albums-doublefantasy.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>    <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 0.8em\" class=\"zemanta-img-attribution\">Image via <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Image:JohnLennon-albums-doublefantasy.jpg\">Wikipedia<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Me: What was the first album you ever bought?<\/p>\n<p>Her: Escape by Journey.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Mine was Double Fantasy.<\/p>\n<p>Her: What\u2019s that?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Double Fantasy.<\/p>\n<p>Her: Is that the name of the band?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No. Double Fantasy. (long pause) By John Lennon and Yoko Ono.<\/p>\n<p>Her: Never heard of it.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Are you fucking with me?<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px\" class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" href=\"http:\/\/reblog.zemanta.com\/zemified\/504cff12-d0a4-4d38-9278-44503fd959e5\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; float: right; border-left-style: none\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" alt=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/reblog_e.png?x-id=504cff12-d0a4-4d38-9278-44503fd959e5\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Image via Wikipedia Me: What was the first album you ever bought? Her: Escape by Journey. Me: Mine was Double Fantasy. Her: What\u2019s that? Me: Double Fantasy. Her: Is that the name of the band? Me: No. Double Fantasy. (long pause) By John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Her: Never heard of it. Me: Are you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[27],"tags":[7,15],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-posts","tag-family","tag-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9C8-48","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kafraco.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}