A Conversation I Once Had

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Them: (moments after saying something ridiculous that they took very seriously) Well, what do you think?

Me: I think you’re full of shit.

Them: (staring blankly) …

Me: (feeling slightly guilty but not enough to apologize) Don’t worry about it, we all gotta be full of something.

It’s a wonder I didn’t get punched more when I was younger.