Tag: jokes
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I’m Glad My Coworkers Understand My Sense of Humor
My coworker: Derek, we can put this project off a couple of weeks. What do you think? Me: I’m a morbidly obese hypertensive who could drop dead at any minute. I say we just get it over with. Other people on the meeting: … My coworker: I thought you’d want to get it done ASAP.
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I Thought It Was Funny
My son Stephen was getting ready to wash the dishes, so he asked me “Where’s the sponge?” Without missing a beat, I responded “In a pineapple under the sea.” It took him a few seconds to get what I was talking about, but the confused look on his face was priceless. I love being a…