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An Actual Text Exchange
Them: Is your mortgage payment too expensive? Our Loan Modification program can lower your payments immediately. May we please give you a call? Me: Are you fucking kidding me you piece of shit spammer? You and your kind have destroyed this great nation and now you want to rape it remains? You are horrible. NOTE:…
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What Not To Say
I was talking to Patti and I started a sentence with “Today I put in my two weeks notice…” What I meant to say was “Today I put in my two week notification that I want July 3rd off.” I realized my mistake when all the blood rushed from her face.