I’m Glad My Coworkers Understand My Sense of Humor 

​My coworker: Derek, we can put this project off a couple of weeks. What do you think? 

Me: I’m a morbidly obese hypertensive who could drop dead at any minute. I say we just get it over with. 

Other people on the meeting:  … 

My coworker: I thought you’d want to get it done ASAP.