An Actual Text Exchange

Them: Is your mortgage payment too expensive? Our Loan Modification program can lower your payments immediately. May we please give you a call?

Me: Are you fucking kidding me you piece of shit spammer? You and your kind have destroyed this great nation and now you want to rape it remains? You are horrible.

NOTE: My brother used my phone, saw this and shook his head laughing. I guess it is because I forgot the ‘s’ at the end of the word ‘its’. I’ll do better next time.


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