Derek Coward’s Noise

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Me: What was the first album you ever bought?

Her: Escape by Journey.

Me: Mine was Double Fantasy.

Her: What’s that?

Me: Double Fantasy.

Her: Is that the name of the band?

Me: No. Double Fantasy. (long pause) By John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

Her: Never heard of it.

Me: Are you fucking with me?