Month: October 2009
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One Whole Week
It has been an entire week since my six year old son last wet the bed. We told him that if he could go seven straight days without wetting the bed, we would get him a surprise. This morning was day seven of seven. Before the seven days, there were a few days where we…
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My Top 10 Most Played Songs
Image via Wikipedia According to iTunes, here are the top ten songs that I have played since I reinstalled the program: 1) 49:00 by Paul Westerberg 2) As Far As I Know by Paul Westerberg 3) Baby Learns To Crawl by Paul Westerberg 4) World Class Fad by Paul Westerberg 5) AAA by Grandpa Boy…
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An Actual Conversation
Image via Wikipedia Me: What was the first album you ever bought? Her: Escape by Journey. Me: Mine was Double Fantasy. Her: What’s that? Me: Double Fantasy. Her: Is that the name of the band? Me: No. Double Fantasy. (long pause) By John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Her: Never heard of it. Me: Are you…
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An Actual Text Exchange
Them: Is your mortgage payment too expensive? Our Loan Modification program can lower your payments immediately. May we please give you a call? Me: Are you fucking kidding me you piece of shit spammer? You and your kind have destroyed this great nation and now you want to rape it remains? You are horrible. NOTE:…