As you may remember, I am unemployed. The afternoon of the day I was laid off, gas prices started their recent decline. Being the self-centrist that I am, I have decided that the decline is due to the fact that I have nowhere to go that will use up copious amounts of gasoline (like a job, for instance).
Allegedly gas prices are going back up. Could it be that one of the 100 or so resumes I have sent out has landed on the desk of someone who will offer me gainful employment? Or is it just my ego running amok again?
We shall see.